Expels Those Who Have No Place In New York
York locations. April 1, 2015
his re-election, Governor Cuomo has taken action against those he deemed extremists. In January 2014, he told Susan Arbetter of
The Capitol Pressroom that “extreme conservatives” should leave New York.
compliance with his orders and the Democrat-controlled legislature elected in
November 2014 Tea Party “extreme conservatives” are fleeing to the South and West. A group of Long Islanders, waiting to cross
the Verrazano Narrows bridge began singing “Massapequa, Massapequa” to the tune
of “Anatevka, Anatevka” from Fiddler On The Roof.
more than a century the Adirondack Park has been declared “forever wild.” Governor Cuomo cites as a benefit of the
expulsion of the extreme conservatives that with the depopulation of upstate
New York, the Adirondack Park will now be enlarged to include Columbia,
Delaware, Fulton, Greene, Hamilton, Montgomery, Rensselaer, Saratoga,
Schenectady, Schoharie, Warren, Washington, Cayuga, Chenango, Cortland,
Herkimer, Madison, Oneida, Oswego, Otsego, Onondaga, Tioga, Chemung, Livingston,
Ontario, Schuyler, Seneca, Steuben, Wayne, Yates, Allegany, Cattaraugus,
Chatutauqua, Genesee, Niagara, Orleans, Wyoming, Clinton, Essex, Franklin,
Jefferson, Lewis, St. Lawrence counties.
In other words, most of the upstate counties beyond the MTA region.
Libertarians went north and east to New Hampshire to join the
Free State project.
Those to the left of the Governor such as the Occupy
movement were given the boot as well, heading to the People’s Republics of
Vermont and Massachusetts.
Both pro-frackers and anti-frackers were declared extremists
by the new legislative committees on Extremist Activities. Speaker Silver said “They should wait until
the Governor decides to know how they should protest in his support.”
Moses said to Pharaoh, “Let my people go.” Pharaoh Cuomo said “Let the extremists go
where they belong.”
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